What is The Amazing Spider-Man 2 about?
It’s about a man gifted with extraordinary powers who, through hard work and perseverance, finally manages to get his girlfriend killed.
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Okay… but that’s good, right?
Well, yes and no. Yes because Harry has access to all his father’s crazy secret projects — which, by the way, is literally in a folder titled “Secret Projects” — and no because that neurogenetic disease that his father succumbed to at the age of 50-something decides this is the week to…